Hello! Welcome to my blog. I hope you are worthy of reading it.
My name is Pandora, named after the mythical Pandora's Box that released all evil into mankind. Quite fitting really, as you will come to see. My friends call me "Pandy"-- you may not... for now.
My middle name is Jade, because I have green eyes that glow in the dark.
I have no last name, which makes the fact I have a middle name much more confusing, and perhaps unsettling.
I live in a share house with my housemates Dana and Andy. I'm sure you'll hear all about their ridiculous antics in this blog.
What else can I tell you about myself? As I said I have green eyes, long hair, I'm black, I'm 6 years old, and about 1 foot tall.
Oh, and I'm a cat... Meow!
6 comments:
Why Pandora, what a delightful presence you have built for yourself on the interweb!
What are your housemates like? Are they as appreciative as they should be, being allowed to live in your service?
The big question I must ask you though - steak or chicken?
Evil Muppet? I doubt you know the meaning of the word!
You'll hear about my housemates soon enough, but since you are so interested in my dietary preferences, I'm foremost a lover of seafood, however given the option I would pick steak over chicken any day. Something about eating an animal that was 5 times as tall as me really makes me feel good.
Hello Pandy...if I may call you that... You seems to be a very clever cat considering you know the concept of age and height. I am curious to find out how you measured your height.
Well.... I shouldn't be surprised you are capable of such miraculous feats, considering you have started a blog.
Tell me more about this Andy character....
Well, "duk" (or should I say "Quack, quack!"), on Earth we have a handy tool called a TAPE MEASURE.
oh, you know how to use the tape measure with your paws, most importantly you understand the concept of measuring.
Well...you are a typing cat. So I shouldn't be surprised
duk, it should be obvious as to how Pandora has determined her height.
You see, it is well known that cats do not have masters - they have servants.
Obviously, one of Pandora's housemates is a creature with opposable thumbs and sufficient stature to assist in the discussed endeavor.
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